The Fox and Rabbit.

Once upon a time there lived a rabbit that lived in a meadow with cute little flowers and tall grass that you could barley see his big ears.He lived in a cottage that had a little fireplace at the very top of it and almost all hours of the day smoke was blowing out of it. On the other hand the fox lived in a dark gloomy swamp that even the most brave would go into it only the fox who had no hart could. he lived in a brush pile rite next to alligator way. In case you are wondering that is a restaurant for guys to hang out and get away from all there problems. The fox has tried numerous times to eat the little rabbit, but he always out smarted him. Until one day the wolf was sneaking around the rabbits house waiting for the rabbit go back in and as soon as he did the fox ran as fast as he could and set traps all over the rabbits yard. When the rabbit came back out his friend the robin flew up to him and said "I just saw the fox and he was laying down traps all over your yard". The rabbit thought about all the stuff he could do but after thinking he thought he shouldn't hurt him just scare him,but there is going to be a little pain in the making. So the rabbit set off into his yard looking for all the nasty traps hidden and he found most of them in only three minutes. They were not hidden that well,he said out loud "I don't have any idea how he thought he would catch me". He then gathered all the traps and went set off to his journey to the foxes din and set them right in front of it and left and surprisingly he wasn't scared at all. The next morning the fox woke up thinking it was going to be a good day to eat a big juicy rabbit.He did not eat any thing because he was going to need a empty stomach. After a while he walked out the door and steeped right on the traps he screamed and yelled and the rabbit ran up to him,and said "I will help you if you promise not to eat me".OK OK just help me please! so the rabbit helped him out and when the fox was out the rabbit asked him do you want to come over my wife is cooking dinner. Sure and they lived happily ever after.

THE END☺☻☺☻

Last Weekend

This weekend I was walking down the road when I saw a fat little boy.I stalked him for a little and finally made my move.I walked up to him slowly and asked were he was going?He replied "nowhere I was just walking home from the donut store".The tiger had butterfly's in his stomach.He just thought of the jelly donuts that were just siting there.I asked "are you going home"?The little boy replied "Ya I think so my mom is probably about me".I asked him "may i walk with you"ya i guess my mom mite want to talk to you you if you don't mind.No not at all because we won't reach the house.What do you mean?I turned around and took a big bite and swallowed the boy hole.I was still hungry so he ran to the little boys house and ducked low and knocked on the door.When his mom opened the door I swallowed her.later all the kicking and thrashing made me sick so i spit the family up and I sat down and said I'm done.